| <your_name_here> |
<your_witty_caption_here> |
| Rosie
French |
First,
there was the B O X S T E R. <pause>
And now, NEW for 2006, the B O X S P R I N G!!! <applause>
Guaranteed to pass every Tech Inspection for proper rollover
protection. |
| anonymous |
...and
the World of Outlaw think they have wings!!! |
| Judge
Tony |
Domino's
Hookers: There in 30 minutes... or it's on us! |
John
Preston
Our Winner! |
I
don't care what it takes. We are getting a trailer for next
year's One Lap Challenge! |
| Marty
Simpson |
Porsche's
response to the age-old problem about the 911 having no
"make-out" room in the back seat. |
|
Tommy
Wilson
claims that he was so inspired that he
couldn't stop with only one caption
|
- My
wife said I could attend as many DEs as I wanted, if I didn't
spend so much on motels.
- I'm
new at this racing, but I heard everyone loves a sleeper.
- I
rent it out at night to afford the fuel.
- If
I need more downforce, I throw one of the kids on top.
- I
lost the motorhome in the divorce.
- Steal
motel towels??? I would never.... too cheap.
- The
dealership said If I bought the car they would give me sleeping
accommodations anywhere within driving distance.
|
| Stan
Simm |
Dang!
Still loose on the back straight...Need more downforce...Shoulda
gone with the Kingsize instead of the Queen. |
| Chuck
Morrison |
She's
still trying to make her GT3 payments. |
| Jennifer
Dyer |
Please
don't let it... be... a... Sea..ly...zzzzzzz |
| Rev.
Alonzo Graham Taylor III, Esquire |
Rigmaster
slept on my bed...this was the only way I could figure out to
get the farts out of it. |
| Melvin
Benzaquen |
Fred
learned to not buy a spoiler advertised on eBay described as
"designed to increase downforce for your Porsche"
without a picture. |
| Ben
Benz |
Look
Ma.... No Class!!! |
| Ivan
Tarin |
- Couldn’t
we just put the sponsor’s decal on the car like the
rest of the teams?
- Hey
Howard get on top. I want to try something I saw on a cartoon
once.
- Okay,
and how is this better than airbags?
- John
today you will be testing Porsche’s new rollover protection.
- Speedvision
has really gotten ingenious with its weight penalties
|
| Bob
Bonds |
- You've
always dreamed of racing a Porsche ... and here's a new
place upon which you can KEEP ON DREAMIN' ('cause I ain't
gonna let you DRIVE it!!)
- I'm
doing just what they told me to do - bed in the new brake
pads!
|
| Mark
Kingsbury |
Ok,
be sure to keep the shiny side up….
…but
just in case……” |
| Dave
Brainard |
- Bed
and Brake-fast
- That's
the last time I book transportation and lodging through
Cheap Thrills Travel
|
| Ed
Beroset |
- Dieter's
experimental GT-3 coil-over suspension underwent several
design iterations during his brief employment at Porsche.
- The
Literalist Research Institute attempts to debunk the notion
of
drifting off to sleep.
|
Aye Matey, after the whoppin' big jaws
of the shark sheared off me left hand, I found this here fine
piece of treasure to plug the stump. Come for a visit to me
home port in Whitakers for more plunder.